Disclaimer: This story is a fan-based story, Halo belongs to Bungie and Pokémon Adventures belong to the Kusaka and Yamamoto. Please support the Official release. This is an Alternate Universe story. If you hate Alternate Universe stories, don't comment. Just leave. If you stay and read, your choice.
"Hello, fellow people. Yes, I have retired from fan fiction. But that doesn't stop me from doing remakes and crap like that. I brought you something that will cheer you up. This story is based on my first story into an AU Pokémon special in the Halo Universe. NO, It's not going to have Pokémon in it except references to it. The other one is a Urusei Yatsura version, so check it out! Yes, it will be similar except for some major changes." Republic Empire said.
All of a sudden, two people appeared: Gold and Crystal.
They weren't very happy with what he's doing.
"Wait! What is this?"
"What do you mean?" Republic Empire said, wondering why Gold and Crystal were there.
"I thought you retired already?"
"Yeah. What about it?" Republic Empire replied as he rolled his eyes.
"That's the same question I'd like to ask."
"Yeah, What's the script about?"
"If you read Spartan and the Oni A.I., you'd understand what I mean." Republic Empire told them as he handed them the script
(NO, IT WILL NOT BE A SCRIPT FORMAT, thank you very much!)
Crystal takes the script and reads it very quickly.
"Yeah, it's about a perverted super soldier who falls in love with….Don't tell me-!"
"Wait! I get hitched with Super Serious Gal? No way!" Gold smirks.
Crystal knocks the smirk off Gold's face with a good swift kick.
She turned to face Republic Empire
"You, sir, are a sadist. Aren't you?!"
"No, I do it for profit out of your shipping. The whole reason I made Theatre of Parodies was because of that." Republic Empire said, pulling out a neuromemory easer and sunglasses and flashing them.
"Now, to the story, and to acting!"